Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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