i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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