I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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