i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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