Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
