Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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