Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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