got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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