when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
