Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Randomize
