Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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