You really coming over, don't trick.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm sobbing to NWA
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
