Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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