I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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