jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
A bitchslap is in order.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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