I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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