Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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