You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think pants incapable of making pants work
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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