I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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