Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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