eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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