But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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