Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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