Do vagina's smell?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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