so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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