Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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