The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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