ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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