i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
