ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
And then he peed in my hair
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