Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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