Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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