I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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