Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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