Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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