yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Success! We fucked roommates!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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