He is an equal opportunity slut.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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