This girl is more easily done than said...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
