Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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