I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
