Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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