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i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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