You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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