I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
