I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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