We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
