i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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