I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
