But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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