I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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