Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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